I have loads of pet hates…. But this is by far the worst. I do not think that anything can come close to the fervent, intense hatred, loathing and displeasure that I feel about this
I simply HATE winter. As much as I try I just cannot see the positive side to this dreary, lifeless, bleak, miserable, dry cold season.
Yes, yummy creamy hot chocolate does take the chill away, but it sure adds a few more inches to the hips….
Beanies, pretty scarves, warm gloves, beautiful colourful jerseys, and boots somewhat help, but when you are wearing them with a million other layers underneath, I tend to look more like the Michelin man than cosy snuggly warm.
Even the thought of winter sends a chill to my soul!!!
I truly hate winter … oh did I already say that??? I wish that there was an option for us humans to choose to hibernate like bears during this season. Or better yet, can we please all just move to the northern hemisphere for a few months?? Now there is a plan… a hemisphere hopper!
I hate that I have to crawl out of my warm cosy bed (thanks to the heated blanket) at the wee hours of the morning. I hate sitting on the cold toilet seat at 5 in the morning when the temperature has not even reached the acceptable zero degrees as yet, and your pee feels like it is going to freeze before you even start
Even worse is getting out of the warm shower once you have frozen to get into it. A mistaken flick on your nipple will shatter it into pieces…. So be very careful people…. Winter can be dangerous too!!!
And all of this even before you have stepped out of the warmth of your house to brave the cold winter breeze that instantly gives you frost bite on the tip of your nose.
Oh! And then the fact that you are more housebound on most weekends and evening. All because leaving the house results inyour teeth constantly chattering, Popsicle looking things hanging from kids noses, blue fingers and toes and a miserable mood and a stiff body… I admit that I try my best to “hibernate” during this season… my social life is non-existent just like the beautiful colourful flowers and the wonderful summer breeze …
So friends and family please do not be offended when I politely decline invites and requests….. It is only because hate winter….
Summer,PLEASE PLEASE come back!!! Dresses, sandals, the outdoors and warmth are just a few of my favourite things….
Winter is certainly not one of my favourite things!
Do you like or hate the cold months?